Skit on Gertrude Stein
and her avant-garde Salon of Geniuses

“For Gertrude Stein and her wife Alice B. Toklas, life in Paris was based upon the rue de Fleurus and the Saturday evenings and ‘it was like a kaleidoscope slowly turning’. Picasso was there with ‘his high whinnying Spanish giggle’, as were Cezanne and Matisse, Hemingway and Fitzgerald. As Toklas put it – ‘The geniuses came and talked to Gertrude Stein and the wives sat with me’.”

Blurb for the Autobiography of Alice B Toklas by Gertrude Stein

Natasha Byrne as Gertrude Stein and Alyssa Simon as Alice B Toklas with Mark Huckett as Ernest Hemmingway looking on (Photo: Ali Wright)

In the early 1900s American Gertrude Stein (Natasha Byrne) set up her Parisian Salon to welcome writers and artists of the avant-garde to discuss their work and genius.  She lived with another American woman in a Lesbian relationship, Alice B Toklas (Alyssa Simon).  Alice’s claim to fame was a 1968 film with Peter Sellers, I Love you, Alice B Toklas.  The Sellers film was set in the hippie 1960s and Alice’s contribution was a recipe in one of her cookery books for cannabis brownies. 

Gertrude Stein wrote her book cryptically called The Autobiography of Alice B Toklas  and playwright Edward Einhorn has taken this idea to write and direct his farce, The Marriage of Alice B Toklas by Gertrude Stein.  In the play’s introduction,  there is a long convoluted explanation that “I am Gertrude Stein playing Alice B Toklas playing Gertrude Stein playing Alice B Toklas”  and so on.  Lost?  I was.  But it doesn’t really matter because this show is about wit and mime and wonderful facial expressions rather than biographical information.

The fictitious wedding would not have been thought of in the early 1900s but here it is an expression of the enduring relationship between the two women.  Although they were Lesbians, the division of labour between them did not mirror feminist ideas as you can see from Stein’s quote above.  Alice B Toklas was relegated to the women’s room while Stein entertained, with the exception of herself, the Modernist all male geniuses.  Picasso, Alfred North Whitehead and Stein herself were her proclaimed geniuses.  Hemmingway, James Joyce, TS Eliot, F Scott Fitzgerald, Ezra Pound and Matisse also visited.   What an age to have been a namedropper!

Kelly Burke as Pablo PIcasso (Photo: Ali Wright)

Hemmingway (Mark Huckett) is accepted but not credited with genius status.  He spends too much time writing about manly pursuits like bull fighting.  Gertrude and Hemmingway are seen dancing the Paso Doble with stylised moved and a swirling red cloak, as matadors are praised for their bravery.

“Any story is a story about death,” Hemmingway says. Mark Huckett also plays Leo Stern, Gertrude’s brother who wasn’t seen by Gertrude to be as clever as she was, but he was the one with a good eye for what art to collect in the early 20th century.   Picasso (Kelly Burke) gives advice on how to keep his mistresses separate and incidentally Kelly Burke will play all of his wives and mistresses.  Kelly Burke is very agile and in her striped T shirt reminded me of the great mime artist Marcel Marceau and her best acting is without words.  Her acting strays into the French rather than Picasso’s native Spanish.  Talking about the controversy of his work, he says “Artists at the forefront of technique cannot make pretty pictures.” 

We see the Jewish wedding between Stein and Toklas under the awning and a prenuptial orgasmic experience when Alice demonstrates her mooing like a cow. 

The set is dominated by empty picture frames in which to project the scene titles.  The costumes for Gertrude Stein are exact copies of what she wore in photographs.

The show is light and witty, a vehicle for this company James L Simons productions and Untitled Theater Company No.81.  All three woman are especially expressive, the wonderful solidity of Natasha Byrne as Stein, the myriad facial expressions of Alyssa Simon as Alice, and Kelly Burke’s athleticism and movement in so many roles.  Farce it may be but it contributes to our understanding of the unconventionality of Modernism

Production Notes

The Marriage of Alice B Toklas by Gertrude  Stein

Written and directed by Edward Einhorn



Kelly Burke

Natasha Byrne

Alyssa Simon

Mark Huckett


Director: Edward Einhorn

Set Designer: Machiko Weston

Costume Designer:  Anna Lewis

Movement Consultant: Phoebe Hyder

Lighting Designer: Ali Hunter

Sound Designer: Tom Marshall


Running Time: One hours 30 minutes

with an interval but remain seated

Booking to 16th April  2022


Jermyn Street Theatre

Jermyn Street

London SW1Y 6ST

Website: Jermyn Street Theatre

Tube: Piccadilly Circus

Reviewed by Lizzie Loveridge

at Jermyn Street Theatre

on  23rd March 2022