After a reference to the beautiful game, Rebekah Vardy is called to the stand but first she composes herself slowly and with a determined and deliberate body language, then strides assertively to the witness box. The barrister for Colleen Rooney, David Sherborne (Tom Turner) introduces a huge bundle of papers, using Rebekah Vardy’s early newspaper column about the alleged limitation of Peter André’s manhood to prove that she is no stranger to nasty newspaper disclosures. There is conversation with Caroline Watt (Halema Hussain) where Vardy discusses a news story and she says she doesn’t want it coming back on her. Caroline Watt says, “I could do it!” Rebekah Vardy replies , “Just Do It!”

The Vardy evidence is a joke a minute as she gets tied up in her version of the truth. There is an argument about whether Jamie Vardy was told during the Euros in October 2019 to curb his wife’s press disclosures. The appearance of Wayne Rooney (Nathan McMullen) is a scene stealing moment as he flexes his shoulder muscles and sticks out his chest to give evidence. Jonathan Broadbent as Hugh Tomlinson QC cross examines Colleen Rooney and as he makes a good point, he celebrates like a goal scorer with arm punching and glee. Jamie Vardy (also played by Nathan McMullen) defends his wife in evidence but Mrs Justice Steyn (Verna Vyas) is unconvinced and we hear a part of her verdict.