Platonic Poignancy
“Wonder what’s worse for our parents, a gay son or a daughter with a Black boyfriend?”
Zaid
After his wonderful debut play The P Word, Waleed Akhtar brings us an unusual play about a platonic relationship. Neelam (Mariam Haque) and Zaid (Nathaniel Curtis) meet at school and are drawn together because they have the same Pakistani heritage and because they both aspire to be playwrights. Zaid knows that he is gay and Neelam is the first person he comes out to.
They meet again at university and together their dialogue is realistic and compelling as they exchange their life experiences. Later they both work in a call centre and in a local cinema, where Neelam wonders how difficult it is to swallow popcorn! A girlfriend whom Neelam confided in at school betrays her trust and ruins her reputation in the Ilford community they call Mini-Pakistan.
The pressure on Neelam from her family is to get married to a Muslim and Pakistani man and the pressure on Zaid from his family is to show evidence of being heterosexual. So they both have family conflict which they can share with each other but as their other lives develop so their friendship starts to fade.
Zaid, who at 15 had a relationship with a man more than twice his age who picked him up from school in a car, frequents gay clubs but finds only casual encounters until he meets Jeremy (Anthony Holden). Jeremy is a lecturer in Creative Writing and has judged plays from both.
Meanwhile Neelam gets closer to Deji (Nnabiko Ejimofor) a Law student and Nigerian but not a Muslim. Deji comes from Purley and has been to a private school. When Neelam fights with Deji about her family not accepting him as husband material, and her feeling that his family don’t think she’s good enough for Deji, it is Zaid she turns to. Neelam too has various negative comments to make about Jeremy being much older than Zaid and of course their remembered pain from rejected play scripts.
It is interesting that the platonic relationship doesn’t seem to survive the sexual involvement of Zaid and Neelam with others. Deji and Neelam will get married and Zaid takes no interest in this new direction in Neelam’s life. Waleed Akhtar writes very sensitively the dialogue between Zaid and Neelam and they are both such likable characters that we want them to stay friends, to remember their shared history. The play takes place from when they are 19 to aged 34.
Zaid has always wanted to tell his unsderstanding father about his sexuality. There are frissons of jealousy towards each other’s partner. Marian Haque is very convincing but Nathaniel Curtis shines in his role.
The final scenes will gently surprise as Zaid and Neelam take different directions in the hands of a very fine writer.
Production Notes
The Real Ones
Written by Waleed Akhtar
Directed by Anthony Simpson-Pike
Cast
Starring:
Nathaniel Curtis
Mariam Haque
Nnabiko Ejimofo
Anthony Howell
Creatives
Director:Anthony Simpson-Pike
Designer: Anisha Fields
Movement Design: Iskandar Sharazuddin
Video/projection Designer: Matt Powell
Lighting Designer: Christopher Nairne
Sound Designer: Xana
Information
Running Time: One hours 50 minutes without an interval
Booking to 26th October 2024
Theatre:
The Bush Theatre
7 Uxbridge Rd
Website:
bushtheatre.co.uk
Tube Shepherd’s Bush Market
Reviewed by Lizzie Loveridge
at the Bush Theatre
on 12th September 2024