An Overloaded and Eclectic Christmas Table

“There’s something perverted about a Christmas tree.
They’ve got an aura.
It looks perverted and it gives me the creeps.”

Elliot

Cast (Photo: Marc Brenner)

This new play Christmas Day by Sam Grabiner is difficult to categorise, largely because it is hard to understand what the author and director James Macdonald are trying to convey. Miriam Buether’s stage is a simple set designed to resemble a large warehouse converted into a communal living area, with unseen bedrooms leading off it. Crossing the stage at high level is a large steel beam from which hangs an industrial gas heater. This heater seems to have a life of its own, switching on and off arbitrarily with a huge clatter. Occasionally, the deafening sound of a Northern Line train rumbles beneath the building. Max Pappenheim is the Sound Designer. Apart from this, the set contains only a simple table, a Christmas tree, and a string of lights.

These are the guidance notes for this play: “male nudity, blood, drug use, dead animals, vomiting, discussion of antisemitism, Islamophobic, anti-Black and antisemitic words, references to the Holocaust, discussion and description of violence and conflict, and references to Gaza, child abuse and bereavement.”  Not your usual Christmas theatre fare but then the Almeida does its Christmas production with a difference! 

Jacob Fortune-Lloyd as Aaron and Bro Powley as Tamara. (Photo: Marc Brenner)

The Christmas tree is an oddity, given that all the characters are Jewish and therefore do not celebrate Christmas for its religious meaning. The main characters are Noah (Samuel Blenkin) and Tamara (Bel Powley), a brother and sister, along with their father Elliot (Nigel Lindsay) and Noah’s non-Jewish girlfriend Maud (Callie Cook).  An ex-boyfriend of Tamara’s, Aaron (Jacob Fortune Lloyd) has travelled from Tel Aviv to see his old friends for their traditional Christmas Chinese takeaway. Other residents drift in and out in various states of undress, doing very little of consequence.

Throughout the play, the characters launch into long, meandering stories that often have no ending. The central theme appears to be Jewish identity, belief, and a sense of entitlement to the world at large. Tamara delivers extended tirades on Jewish philosophy which make little sense and provoke heated arguments, again without any clear structure. Its reliance on Jewish culture and mores is significantly diminished by the disjointed misdirected direction.

Callie Cook as Maud and Nigel Lindsay as Elliot (Photo: Marc Brenner)

Although billed as a comedy, the humour is sparse. There are a few amusing moments, such as when the father, Elliot takes a golf club to the heater in an attempt to silence it. Without giving too much away, one of the tenants goes out for a walk and returns with a dead fox, which is placed on the dining table. This seems to serve no purpose other than to introduce a source of blood.

There has been some suggestion of nudity in the play, but anyone expecting much will be disappointed. One male actor appears naked with his back to the audience for a few minutes and that is the extent of it.

I am sure some people will appreciate the subtleties the playwright is aiming for, but for me, the production simply didn’t work.

Cast (Photo: Marc Brenner)

Production Notes

Christmas Day

Written by Sam Grabiner

Directed by James Macdonald

Cast

Starring:

Bel Powley

Callie Cooke

Jacob Fortune-Lloyd

Jamie Ankrah

Nigel Lindsay

Samuel Blenkin

Creatives

Director: James Macdonald

Set Designer: Miriam Buether

Costume Designer: Evie Gurney

Intimacy director: Lucy Hind

Lighting Designer: Jon Clarke

Sound Director: Max Pappenheim

Video/projection designer: Emma Woodvine
 
 

Information

Running Time: One hour 50 minutes 

Booking to 8th January 2026

Theatre: 

Almeida Theatre 

Almeida Street

London N1 1TA

Phone: 020 7359 4404

Website: almeida.co.uk

Tube: The Angel

Reviewed by Malcolm Beckett

at the Almeida

at the performance 

on 17th December 2025