First Lady of the Sliding Scale
“People may say that I can’t sing, but no-one can say that I didm’t sing!”
Florence Foster Jenkins

This is the 20th Anniversary Production of Glorious! Which I saw at the Duchess Theatre in 2005 starring Maureen Lipman. I had never heard of Florence Foster Jenkins but within a couple of years the film starring Meryl Streep and Hugh Grant had made her a household name in the UK. That show captured my imagination and I found the story of that remarkable woman very endearing. I played the crackling audio recordings of her from the 1940s to everyone and we fell about laughing. She brought so much pleasure. I never was able to answer the question about whether she knew she was a cult figure of fun or sincerely believed that what she heard in her head was her singing in perfect pitch.
Now the show which started last year at Hope Mill in Manchester stars Wendi Peters as Florence Foster Jenkins and fellow Coronation star, or so I’m told (theatre critics don’t get much time for television) Matthew James Morrison as her gay pianist Cosmé McMoon. Some characters have been lost from Peter Quilter’s play as well as 20 minutes running time, directed by Kirk Jameson, notably that of Florence’s self styled boyfriend, the Englishman St Clair Bayfield.

I was disappointed by the first act finding Wendi Peter’s performance overall shrill so that the egregious singing notes did not come as a surprise. Instead she was continually full on and this also has to be down to the director. I was beginning to think that the loss of running time might have been the speed of Miss Peters’ delivery. I also found that I had little empathy for this very rich woman, but then I only had half the story.
Florence Foster Jenkins was a talented pianist but her rich father refused to fund her to study music in Europe. When she was 14 in 1883 she was married off to a Pennsylvanian physician Dr Francis Thornton Jenkins who was sixteen years older than her. She contracted syphilis from him and left the marriage after a year. The marital age at that time in Pennsylvania was ten years old. Eat your heart out Jeffrey Epstein! It is possible that syphilis interfered with her sense of pitch. She hurt her arm in an accident which meant she could no longer play the piano.

I enjoyed the Second Act more as we get to see a couple of the costumes Florence Foster Jenkins was known for, her Flamenco outfit and the outrageous Angel of Inspiration. I laughed at the attempt to do Flamenco in flat ballet shoes and at her mantilla which looked more like a dish cloth. There is a very good scene where she is taken to task for her singing by Mrs Verrinder-Gedge (Caroline Gruber) who claims to represent opera lovers. Florence is in a car collision and repeating her scream at home on the piano, she thinks she has reached F# above top C.
Cole Porter was a fan and went to all her concerts but is said to have to push his walking stick into his foot to contain his laughter. Florence’s remarkable achievement was her concert at the Carnegie Hall which was a sell-out and would have qualified for dynamic pricing. Matthew James Morrison plays well as the pianist who needs a job and Cosmé McMoon tried to cover up her bum notes with extra piano. Cosmé has the additional challenge of Florence asking for his opinion on her singing of finding ambiguous ways to answer that aren’t lies!
The immense numbers of flower decorations cover the Carnegie Hall stage causing a CBS reporter to broadcast that it looks like a large mortuary. The sets are a tad disappointing but will load easily onto the Paul Mathew lorries. I did like the peacock screens in painted silk for one change of set.
I am publishing my 2005 review below under the credits to give a flavour of the past production.

Production Notes
Glorious!
Written by Peter Quilter
Directed by Kirk Jameson
Cast
Starring:
Wendi Peters
Matthew James Morrison
Caroline Gruber
Sioned Jones
Creatives
Director: Kirk Jameson
Designer: Ingrid Hu
Lighting Designer: Mike Robertson
Sound Director: Mark Goggins
Information
Running Time: One hour 24 minutes
including an interval
Booking at Windsor to 21st March 2026 but
touring to 30th May 2026
31 March – 4 April
Barnstaple Queen’s Theatre
6 – 11 April
Malvern Theatre
13 – 18 April
Oxford Playhouse
21 – 25 April
Basingstoke Haymarket
27 April – 2 May
Cheltenham Everyman Theare
5 – 9 May
Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
12 – 16 May
Darlington Hippodrome
18 – 23 May
Coventry Belgrade Theatre
26 – 30 May
Mold Theatr Clwyd
Theatre:
Theatre Royal Windsor
32 Thames St
Windsor
Berkshire
SL4 1PS
www.gloriousplay.com
Reviewed by Lizzie Loveridge
at the Theatre Royal Windsor
on 17th March 2026
REVIEW of GLORIOUS! 2005 Duchess Theatre
“The world first heard my voice in 1912, the year the Titanic went down.”
Florence Foster Jenkins

The wonderful thing about theatre is its unpredictability. Millions of pounds can be poured into a show that will flop and equally, a small scale production can catch the imagination of the public and soar to be a great box office hit.
I had never heard of Florence Foster Jenkins when the publicist mentioned her to me a few weeks ago but her story was interesting. She was a rich, eccentric American woman who couldn’t sing but who became something of a cult and ended up singing in and filling the Carnegie Hall. My research took the form of playing samples of her cds on the Amazon website. They were hysterical. I laughed and laughed at the quirkiness of this so-called “soprano of the sliding scale”. Soon I was dining out on Florence’s joyously off key singing. Even my cats liked it. How could one woman bring so much more pleasure than the talents of the great tenors combined? When I read that what she heard inside her head was perfect pitch, I found it all the more endearing.
So now two plays about the glory of Florence Foster Jenkins entertain London and Broadway at the same time. In a masterstroke of casting, the delightful Maureen Lipman has been chosen to play Florence in Peter Quilter’s play which premiered at Birmingham Rep two months ago. It opens with Florence interviewing a prospective new pianist, Cosme McMoon (William Oxborrow) who has to make the difficult decision whether to continue playing “hidden behind the salad, obscured by broccoli” in a restaurant or to compromise his musicality by linking up with this unmusical lady. Her charm wins him over and his narrative description of the Carnegie Hall triumph and her death within five weeks of that concert is a touching finale.
As Florence says, “The world first heard my voice in 1912, the year the Titanic went down.” I suspect that the British audience’s reaction to Madame is similar to the original. They cheered and clapped and shouted, “Bravo!”. Any tears were not those of emotion but because we were helpless with laughter. When at one point, a rare detractor, Mrs Verindah-Gedge (Lolly Susi) claiming to be a representative of the Music Lovers of America, mounts the stage, she is booed and there are shouts of “Off!”
Peter Quilter’s is not a one joke play. Besides the gay and sensitive pianist Cosme, the excellent supporting cast feature Maria (Janie Booth), Florence’s excruciating and insubordinate Mexican maid, her friend the equally batty Dorothy (Josie Kidd) with a bizarre pet poodle and of course the British actor who describes himself as Madame’s boyfriend, suave St Clair (Barrie Ingham). But the acting honours go to Maureen Lipman who has captured Florence’s amazing staccato delivery. Ms Lipman has to be padded to achieve the rather rotund Madame Jenkins’ shape and the designer has been able to clothe her in truly over the top stage wear. Her flamenco outfit, rather like an elaborate and overdecorated red christmas cracker with every flounce, frill, lace and pompom is smashing and when Lipman gets her mantilla in a twist so that it falls over her face and her castanets tangle mid strut, the result is unforgettable.
Discovering in a car accident that she can hit F sharp several notes above high C, she continues to access the note onstage by hitting her forehead in a recreation of the collision. Florence’s irony is quite delicious, “I bet Nellie Melba never had to put up with this!” she says, while her critics say cryptic things like “You will never hear a voice like this at Carnegie Hall again!”
There is an atmospheric gauze screen with projected vintage monochrome film of New York traffic from the 1940s and, during the scene changes, we are played some lovely (and in tune) classical music. The set starts with Florence’s overstuffed New York apartment but metamorphoses into the balconies at the Carnegie Hall. Director Alan Strachan has timed the Glorious! comedy to perfection. The skill is in our not feeling that we are being unkind when we laugh at Florence, but relaxed that, for whatever reason, she is enjoying the pleasure she brings. It is a charming night out which reminds us all what it is to dream.
GLORIOUS! Starring: Maureen Lipman |

