Don't Ask Trevor and Susannah

“You’re the one who makes me violent. I was a pacifist before I met you.”

Trevor

“Do you mean that when I’m giving my all, you’re thinking about floorboards?”

Malcolm

Allie Croker as Susannah and Ben Porter as Trevor (Photo: Andreas Lambis)

Sir Alan Ayckbourn’s output of plays is remarkable, and like him in the 90s or in the high 80s depending on whether you count plays like The Norman Conquests as one or three.  His gentle humour excels with brilliant one liners and he builds unusual plots out of familiar settings.  In Bedroom Farce one couple Trevor (Ben Porter) and Susannah (Allie Croker) create havoc in the three bedrooms onto which they descend.  Fortunately, we never see the bedroom of this chaotic couple!

We open in the bedroom of Ernest (Stuart Fox) and Delia (Julia Hills), parents of Trevor.  They are going out to dinner to celebrate their anniversary but Ernest is very concerned about damp and water leaks in their house.  They discuss their son Trevor who is not communicating with them at present.  They have misgivings about his wife Susannah and say that they preferred Jan (Georgia Burnell) his previous girlfriend.  We switch to the bedroom Stage Left in Michael Holt’s clever three bedroom set, of Nick (Damien Matthews) and Jan where Jan is getting ready to go to Kate (Rhiannon Handy) and Malcolm (Antony Eden)’s housewarming party.  Nick is in bed in extreme pain with an injured back. 

Antony Eden as Malcolm and Ben Porter as Trevor (Photo: Andreas Lambis)

The final bedroom, Stage Right, is Kate and Malcolm’s where both hide each other’s shoes in the bed.  These three bedrooms have different activities.  The older couple eat snacks, pilchards on toast in bed as the anniversary treat, Nick tries contortion to reach the paperback copy of Jaws which he is reading without getting out of bed and Malcolm will end up assembling a dressing table in a scene which reminds me that the Edinburgh Fringe this year has a show called Read the F…ing Manual on how to assemble an IKEA wardrobe.  The assembly of the said table in the Ayckbourn play is hysterically funny as Malcolm tries to make amends for Trevor ruining the party.  Susannah will catch Trevor kissing Jan and Susannah is already unhinged with jealousy of Jan. 

Robin Herford gets some sparkling performances from his cast of actor farceurs.  I especially warmed to bed ridden Nick who has the deliciously laconic delivery and looks of Roger Allam.  With his physical humour confined to being in bed, he is outstanding.  Casting Agents Alert: If Allam is too busy, Damien Matthews is your man. 

 

Julia Hills as Delia and Stuart Fox as Ernest. (Photo; Andreas Lambis)

Whilst there is no actual sex in Bedroom Farce Malcolm and Kate discuss it much to his chagrin.  “Do you mean that when I’m giving my all, you’re thinking about floorboards?”  Trevor will call on Nick to apologise for kissing Jan and there will be more misunderstanding.  Suzannah meanwhile will call on Trevor’s parents and disrupt their sleeping arrangements.  Trevor and Susannah annoying conclude after disrupting other people’s evenings. 

Go to the Mill in Sonning for a fabulous supper and this frenetically funny farce.  I can think of no nicer way of spending an anniversary and certainly better than Delia and Ernest’s evening!

 

Rhiannon Handy as Kate and Allie Croker as Susannah (Photo: Andreas Lambis)

Production Notes

Bedroom Farce

Written by Alan Ayckbourn

Directed by Robin Herford

Cast

Starring:

Stuart Fox

Georgia Burnell

Allie Croker

Antony Eden

Rhiannon Handy

Julia Hills

Damien Matthews

Ben Porter

Creatives

Director: Robin Herford

Set Designer:  Michael Holt

Costume Designer: Natalie Titchener

Lighting Designer: Graham Weymouth

Fight Director:  Jonathan Leverett

Information

Running Time: One hour 55 minutes with an interval

Booking to 21st September 2024

Theatre: 

The Mill at Sonning Theatre 

Sonning Eye

Reading

RG4 6TY 

Website: millatsonning.com

Box Office: (0118) 969 8000

Reviewed by Lizzie Loveridge

at the Mill at Sonning

on 9th August 2024 

Damien Matthews as Nick. Apologies for the rather poor image