Sondheim's Swansong's Fascinating Farewell

Paul: “Anything but Mexican”

Raffael: “Why, what’s wrong with Mexican?”

Paul: “It’s too spicy”

Claudia: “It’s too cheese-y”

Paul: “And it always looks pre-eaten”

 

Cast (Photo: Marc Brenner)

This musical has its origins in 1982 when Stephen Sondheim met the off Broadway playwright and director James Lapine.  They were to work on a musical inspired by two films by the Mexican director Luis Buñuel, The Exterminating Angel  and The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie. Nothing happened for almost three decades until Sondheim asked playwright David Ives to work on another project.  What we have now is director Joe Mantello on board.

The first act would be based on The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeiosie with six rich friendsmeeting up and searching for brunch.  They are billionaire Leo Brink (a totally convincing and assertive American, Rory Kinnear), his interior designer wife Madeleine (Jane Krowkowski) and her rebellious kid sister Fritz (Chumisa Dornford-May). 

Cast (Photo: Marc Brenner)

Their guests are plastic surgeon Paul (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), a noisy and grasping talent agent Claudia (Martha Plimpton) and a charming and debonaire Casanova, Raffael Santello Di Santicci (Paulo Szot). Two stock characters from the Broadway cast, are the waiter/butler played by Denis O’Hare and the waitress by Tracie Bennett who provide much of the fun at the various cafés. 

The first port of call is Café Everything where everything is off and should probably be called Café Nothing. As the waiter here,  ironically called “your enabler”, Denis O’ Hare is a star act dealing with encyclopedic type menus and Leo’s order of an ”abalone Omelette with extra saffron”. 

Jane Krakowski as Marianne. (Photo: Marc Brenner)

Still hungry, they move to a French Restaurant, Café a la Mode where the food is deconstructed and the waitress Tracie Bennett says that the chef Philippe has died and all is passé.  We see Phlippe laid out on a dining table surrounded by mourning staff.  On to the Italian Osteria Zero where they find themselves under military arrest as drug barons with Colonel Martin (Cameron Johnson) and his Lootenant, a highly muscular Richard Fleeshman.  Cue some operatic music.

They relocate to Raffael’s tiny European corrupt duchy embassy where Raffael sings to Marianne, still clad in her morning negligée, how much he has to have her.  In the Embassy is a bishop (Harry Hadden-Paton) with a penchant for designer shoes.  They all sample the martinis to close Act One.

Italian Café. (Photo: Marc Brenner)

Tying both Buñuel films together Act Two sees the embassy darken into a more sinister place and one which they appear to be locked into.  The butler Denis O’Hare starts to exploit the guests as he manifests villainous tendencies.  He says, “This is laissez faire economics, I’m the lazy, you’re the fare.”  Fritz will fall for Richard Fleeshman’s muscles. Everything descends into chaos in this less musical act.   

David Zinn’s design for the embassy is amazingly intricate and detailed and his cafés are immediately recognisable.  The music is Sondheim’s usual fare, not easy with its discordant harmony and switches from major to minor keys but of course with marvellously witty lyrics.  I found Here We Are really enjoyable and quirky. 

Cast (Photo: Marc Brenner)
Richard Fleeshman as Soldier (Photo: Marc Brenner)

Musical Numbers

Act One

Here We Are  (Overture) 

 The Road 1  (Part 1) –  Who’s hungry?  

 The Road 1  (Part 2) –  Are we not blessed?   

 The Road 1  (Part 3) –  Only just the end of the world  

 Café Everything  (Toast 1) 

 Waiter’s Song  

 The Road 2  –  If it isn’t the food…  

 Bistro à La Mode  (Toast 2) 

 It Is What It Is  

The Road 3  –  Such an afternoon  

 Osteria Zeno  (Toast 3) 

 The Soldier’s Dream  

 The Road 4  (Part 1) –  Did you leave a tip?  

 The Road 4  (Part 2) –  Marianne…  

 Oh, Look, Here’s the Embassy!  

 Bishop’s Song  

 End of Act One  

Act Two

Entr’acte  

 Digestion  

 Shine  

 Hesitation  

 Double Duet  

 Interlude 1: Marianne and the Bear  

 Interlude 2: Wandering  

 Interlude 3: Snow  

 Hesitation  (Reprise) 

 Exit Music  

Harry Hadden-Paton as the Bishop. (Photo: Marc Brenner)

Production Notes

Here We Are

Book by David Ives

Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim

Directed by Joe Mantello

Cast

Starring:

Rory Kinnear

Richard Fleeshman

Alastair Brookshaw

Amira Matthews

Cameron Johnson

Denis O’Hare

Edward Baker-Duly

Harry Hadden-Paton

Jack Butterworth

Jane Krakowski

Martha Plimpton

Molly Lynch

Paulo Szot

Steven Serlin

Tracie Bennett

Chumisa Dornford-May

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Creatives

Director: Joe Mantello

Choreographer:  Sam Pinkleton

Designer: David Zinn

Musical Supervisor : Nigel Lilley

Lighting Designer:  Natasha Katz

Sound Designer: Tom Gibbons

Orchestrator: Alexander Gemignani, Jonathan Tunick

Information

Running Time: Two hours 20 minutes with an interval

Booking until 28th June  2025

 

Theatre:

Lyttelton Theatre

National Theatre

South Bank

London SE1 9PX

Tube/Rail : Waterloo

Website: nationaltheatre.org.uk

Reviewed by Lizzie Loveridge

at the Lyttelton Theatre

on 29th May 2025

Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Paul and Martha Plimpton as Claudia (Photo: Marc Brenner)